Archive for November, 2006

Google News Sitemaps

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

Google News now offers publishers a way to to use their existing feeds — or define a more advanced Sitemap of their current news articles — to tell Google exactly which articles they’d like us to crawl.  They are offering this new support within Google webmaster tools.  Webmaster tools also offer publishers detailed information on the types of queries that lead visitors to various pages on a website, which can be helpful for understanding user information needs and access patterns.

Google also wants to provide content owners more visibility into which articles are ultimately included in Google News, so they’re now offering error reports specific to Google News. These error reports will explain any problems they’ve experienced crawling or extracting news articles from a publisher’s site.

Google Page Creator Gets Upgrade

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006 by Ash Gilpin
Google Page Creator

If you are familiar with Google Page Creator, it is a free online tool that makes it easy for anyone to create and publish useful, attractive web pages in just minutes.  No technical knowledge of HTML or complex software is necessary.  You can edit your pages right in your browser, seeing exactly how your finished product will look every step along the way.

The past 6 months, Google has been working to add more power to the Google Page Creator.  Today, they just released 3 new goodies that include image editing, multiple sites, and optimized pages for mobile devices.  The only real downside I see from using this tool is that you have to have a GMail account to use the software and your site is hosted as a subdomain of googlepages.com.

Westinghouse LVM-42w2: Reviewed

Monday, November 20th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin
Westinghouse LVM-42w2

If you’re like me and crave plenty of real estate on your desktop monitor, I would strongly recommend the Westinghouse LVM-42w2.  I just got this monitor set up in my office.  This high definition 1080p monitor offers a resolution of 1920×1080.  Most HD monitors this size only have 720p output.  You will notice that these monitors have pixelated artifacts around text and images offering an unclear image.  My monitor, on the other hand, is completely clear.  It’s more so just an oversized monitor than it is a TV.  My DVD’s are also quite stunning.  I need to get one of the HD DVD / Sony Blu Ray DVD setups to really take full advantage, but so far so good.

Anyways, if you are looking for a high quality large monitor - check out the Westinghouse LVM-42w2.  I found a good buy on CNet.com in their Reviews area.

PLEDs? Think Invisible Warriors - Think Predator!

Sunday, November 19th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

Quite a while back I had this idea for creating a product that could be used to sell to our Department of Defense.  I’m writing this article because I found out that such a technology is already in place, unfortunately for me.  Let me introduce Polymer Light Emitting Diodes also known as PLEDs.  A company by the name of Cambridge Display Technologies has been working on such a technology for years.  PLEDs gives the ability to display images on thin-flexible material.  Think of all the many uses this technology could give us.  Remember that movie Minority Report with the moving video on the cereal box or newspaper?  PLEDs could be just the technology that would allow for this.

My idea, a little different.  Take this PLED technology and develop some type of body suit that is wrapped with it.  On this body suit there could be hundreds if not thousands of small cameras and PLED displays.  Imagine for every piece of PLED display there is a small camera that is assigned to it.  So, in a basic example, imagine on the front of your body suit you would have PLED displays that correspond with unique cameras that are on the back of your suit.  Each PLED panel would display the image that is captured by its assigned camera.  Now imagine hundreds or thousands of these PLED displays and cameras working in conjunction at the same time - each showing an image from which the camera is directed.  Ultimately, you can make an invisible object. 

If you were looking at an object right in front of you that is really a display showing an object behind it (captured by the cameras) you wouldn’t be able to distinguish the object in the middle because you are seeing what’s behind it.  See my example, below:

PLED Example

Take this example above and picture it with a person as the object in the middle.  This person would be in a body suit with PLED displays and cameras.  If you were to look at this person, you wouldn’t see him - you would only see his surroundings or whatever images the cameras pick up.  Ultimately, I don’t think it would every be perfect whereas the object would be completely invisible, but I do think you could get it close enough so that it would more so resemble the creature in the movie, Predator - where he is not completely invisible because you can see a vague outline of his body.  Imagine this technology applied to our Specials Ops and Armed Forces.  We could have invisible stealth warriors.

Office Max Didn’t “Take it to the Max”

Saturday, November 18th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

I’m sure all business owners can relate - moving into an office can be a nightmare.  However, there are companies out there that swear to you the process is quick and easy…probably just to get the sale.  This is exactly what happened to me.  If you didn’t know, I own and operate a web development company, Eyepinch, Inc.  I have had the luxury of working out of my home office for years; however, my business has grown to service more than 120 clients.  With success and growth comes expansion.  In helping to expand my business I have just moved into a new office and hired on my first employee to help with my every day tasks and lighten some of my workload.

Anyhow, having an office is one thing.  Moving into the office is this whole other beast.  One day I was out at Office Max shopping for office supplies.  One of the sales representatives noticed my full cart and asked if I was moving into an office in which I replied, “yes.”  He went on to tell me that Office Max is a full service organization and could help me with whatever office supplies I need, furniture and other related items.  Knowing that I needed furniture and having been told by the representative that they could come out to measure, help make decisions on the best furniture that would utilize the space I to work with and install everything, I reluctantly agreed.  Here’s where the fun began.

The first time they had scheduled to come out - I was stood up.  Apparently, the gentleman that was supposed to come out to my office to take the measurements decided to quit his job that day.  Unfortunately for me, no one there deemed it necessary to call me and let me know. I made myself available only to waste 45 minutes of my time that day.  Note: my office was completely empty at this time.  I couldn’t function out of the office with no furniture.  Therefore, going to the office and waiting on anyone was quite the inconvenience.

Anways, back to the story, I was able to get a hold of the store manager at the nearest Office Max.  He put me in touch with another Office Max that was more equipped to handle my furniture needs.  Note: there was plenty of phone tag between all of the people I was dealing with in this matter - only to add to my frustration.  After a couple of days I was finally able to get in touch with a gentleman that was able to come out and take all the measurements needed.  He came on out (showed up on time which was a plus) and took his measurements and helped me choose the furniture I wanted.  It took roughly 24 hours to get the quote.  So, the day after I received the quote I went to the store to make my purchase.  Because it was such a large order, the sales associate said they had to open a register just for my order.  After 20 minutes, they were finally ready to ring me up.  I provided all of my information and various coupons.  Apparently, the large order caused a malfunction in the computer system each and every time the entire order was filled and was ready to be placed.  After 30 minutes of this, it was discovered that the computer would not take the order because of restrictions on how many discounts could be made on a single purchase.  So, the attendent had to go to the back office and place the order there.  All together, this wasted about 1 and a half hours of my day.

About a week and half later I got a call from a delivery driver that some furniture was being delivered and he was waiting there at my office.  Funny, because I distinctly remember telling Office Max that I was not moved into the office and to call first before delivering so that I could make myself available.  Instead, I had to rush over to the office to let the delivery driver unload some of my ordered goods.  He delivered my chairs and two keyboard trays for my two desks (main office and receptionist desk).

About 2 weeks after this, the same thing happened.  I received a phone call from the delivery drivers saying that they were waiting infront of my office.  So of course, I had to immediately drop what I was working on to go to the office and let them in to unload and install my furniture.  During the install, the hutch on the receptionist desk was installed incorrectly.  One of the cabinets was misaligned and not flush with the others.  The installer tried to make the adjustment but it didn’t take and he made it pretty apparent that he didn’t have the time to spend working on it.  Then in my office, I had ordered two desks.  One was a regular and then other was to be a bow-front desk.  Well, they ended up delivering two regular desks.  They had to take one back so that it could be replaced with the bow-front I ordered.  Lastly, they told me that they wouldn’t install the two keyboard trays on the two desks because they keyboard trays were delivered on a different date.  Apparently, the installers are only allowed to install whatever is on the truck for that day.  This of course coming as a huge surprise to me because I paid for everything to be installed.  I called Office Max to let them know of the mix up with my desk, the problem with the cabinet on the hutch, the problem with the keyboard trays not being installed and also pointed out that my metal file storage cabinet was not delivered.

Two days later I get a phone call; yes, once again a delivery driver was there and I had to stop what I was doing to let him into the office.  This time it was my metal file storage cabinet.  This thing was huge and quite heavy.  There was only one delivery driver and myself to get this thing in the doorway and up the stairs.  After doing so (25 minutes later - sheesh!), we get it up the stairs and I took it out of the box only to find a humungous dent on the side of the thing.  I did my best to bang it out, but no luck.  I had to call Office Max back to let them know that storage cabinet was damaged and needed to be replaced.  At this point, there had been so many problems that they got corporate involved and then I began getting phone calls from all sorts of people.  Each person telling me different things and asking me questions - just confusing a guy!  I was informed that all would be taken care of and to wait patiently while they get things settled.

About a week later, they sent the same guy who originally did the measurements for my office furniture to install the keyboard trays.  At least at this point, I was able to function out of the office since I had a desk to work on. 

Two weeks later, I finally received my desk; however, the delivery guy was not ordered to install the desk.  Apparently, the desk was to be installed by another company.  He was able to make the required adjustment on the hutch cabinet.  It’s still not completely flush, but close enough.

Two weeks later, today - yes, a Saturday, I finally get a call saying that my bow front desk could be installed.  I met up with the installer at my office at 1pm.  20 minutes later, he was all done.  So basically, it took them two weeks from the desks’ delivery to do a 20 minute installation job.  I’ve still yet to have my metal file storage cabinet replaced nor have I heard anything back from Office Max in regards to it.  Hence, I will need to call them AGAIN and find out what the hold up has been and when I can expect them to remedy the situation.

This has by far been the worst service I have ever received from any company.  And to think, a company like Office Max…you think of them as this large and reputable company that “takes it to the Max.”  They’ve done anything but.  I haven’t even been offered any refund or compensation in any way for all of these mishaps and inconveniences.  I can tell you this, I don’t plan on using Office Max for any of my future business needs.  Office Depot is looking pretty good to me now.

Aston Martin DBS revealed

Saturday, November 18th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

Aston Martin DBS

I just got in from seeing the new James Bond 007 flick, Casino Royale.  Despite my hesitancy towards the new James Bond, played by Daniel Craig, the movie was pretty good.  They went a different route in this film by sticking to traditional action scenes versus CGI graphics - like the invisible car in James Bond: Die Another Day.  Keeping true to James Bonds before him, Daniel Craig is charismatic and charming - getting all the ladies.  He also gets to drive Aston Martin’s new DBS, seen in the picture above.  Talk about a sweet car!  As told by Aston Martin’s Design Director, Marek Reichman: “This car encapsulates a link between our elegant DB9 road car and the powerful DBR9 race car. It signals an evolutionary development of Aston Martin’s world renowned style and elegance.”

Using Robots.txt on Your Web Site

Saturday, November 18th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

If you are a webmaster, then you are probably already familiar with robots.txt or you have at least heard about it.  This tool is used to exclude search engines from spidering particular content on your site.

A Brief History 

Robots (also called wanderers or spiders) are programs that traverse many pages in the World Wide Web by recursively retrieving linked pages.

In 1993 and 1994 there have been occasions where robots have visited WWW servers where they weren’t welcome for various reasons. Sometimes these reasons were robot specific, e.g. certain robots swamped servers with rapid-fire requests, or retrieved the same files repeatedly. In other situations robots traversed parts of WWW servers that weren’t suitable, e.g. very deep virtual trees, duplicated information, temporary information, or cgi-scripts with side-effects (such as voting).

These incidents indicated the need for established mechanisms for WWW servers to indicate to robots which parts of their server should not be accessed. This standard addresses this need with an operational solution.

The method used to exclude robots from a server is to create a file on the server which specifies an access policy for robots. This file must be accessible via HTTP on the local URL “/robots.txt”.

Example of a robots.txt file:

User-agent: *
Disallow: /cyberworld/map/ # This is an infinite virtual URL space
Disallow: /foo.html

More information can be found on http://www.robotstxt.org or visit the Robot Control Code Generation Tool to prepare your own robots.txt.

Friday Night at the Movies - Happy Feet

Saturday, November 18th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin
Happy Feet

Last night I went to the movies to see the new Dreamworks animated film, Happy Feet. I’ve always been a big fan of animated feature films. While I didn’t think the movie held the greatest plot in the world, it does deliver plenty of laughs and a moral to the story unravels near the end.  I’d have to say my favorite character was Ramon, voiced by Robin Williams.  From their melodic tunes to their cool and hip dance moves, Ramon and his pose of Latino penguins steal the show.

If you’re looking for a fun movie to relax and have a good time to; well, I definitely give Happy Feet a thumbs up.

Saturday Breakfast at Hardees

Saturday, November 18th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

For those of you who don’t really know me, I’m a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit fiend. Having had bacon, egg and cheese biscuits at every fast food chain around Virginia Beach I’ve found that Hardees has the best tasting biscuits by far. Their made from scratch biscuits are a little taste of heaven.

I’d have to say that nearly all of my experiences at Hardees have been pleasurable ones except for today. Me and Dexter (my dog) pulled up to the drive through this morning at around 9:50am to place my order of a #3 combo upsized to a large with an additional bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. I only had two cars in front of me.  The first one was in and out of there.  The car infront of me had to pull up to the marked line ahead to wait for their meal.  I had to pull up beside them.  After 18 minutes the car beside me finally got their food with my food not arriving until 3 minutes after that.  That’s 21 minutes, folks.  By far the longest wait I’ve ever had to endure at a fast food restaurant.

However, there is a bright side to my experience.  Upon receipt of my morning tasties, I brought up the fact to the person that delivered the goods that I had been waiting for over 21 minutes.  She went inside and came back out with a refund.  At least they are all about making their customers happy.  Now that I’ve got a full stomach and wallet - all is right with the world.

Yahoo Acquires Contest Site, Bix

Friday, November 17th, 2006 by Ash Gilpin

Yahoo has purchased Bix, a site that lets users face off in karaoke, lip-sync or beauty contests. The site is the latest acquisition for Yahoo, which has also purchased other social media properties like Flickr and del.icio.us.Bix users can upload a video, audio recording or a photo after a new contest is announced. Other users can then go to the contest page, view two entries side by side and vote for the entry they think is better. Most contestants battle each other in karaoke or lip-sync videos of a common song, but Bix also hosts stand-up comedy contests, beauty contests and competitions styled after “stupid human tricks.”

Contests on Bix can be created by anyone, so the content and prizes that are up for grabs vary greatly. Most contests reward the winners with nothing but fame, but Bix also hosts sponsored contests that offer the winners cash prizes, gift certificates or iPods.